WHO News SUCKS
- Thursday, September 17, 2009, 4:44
- Al's Diary
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So…I am standing here behind the bar watching the action tonight…
The air was just starting to clear around here…
There was some kind of Democratic event going on…maybe a Culver for Governor event in the back…
There were twinkies all layed out on a table…
But…whatever…
I don’t know…
We rented it out…
They brought their own talent…
And we took a few pics…
At the Saloon…we don’t ask questions…
Anyways…
I also have the WHO tv 10 o’clock news on…
Lots of crap…
Some principal in Indianola grabbed a delinquent student (god forbid)…
So WHO gives air time to his WT momma who says her little delinquent might be hurt…
Some ass clown was involved in a car chase again in Des Moines and about crashed into Noodle Zoo…
Could have killed someone…
F’in idiot…
Probably a Democrat…
Word is they did leave East High on their way downtown…
I’m not sayin’….I’m just sayin’…
You get my point..
Lots of crap…
Lots of stupid crap in this world…
And then…
It’s on mute…
You see…
You don’t need sound to watch the news bunny move her lips and still enjoy it…
Anyways…
Bachman The Tan Man is talking and up pops a little story about Michael “Rage” Kiernan and his new little nasty website..(and it looks worse than something even Steve Grubbs would create)
See…
The Iowa Democratic Party created a website…
The website is filled full of the type of nasty crap that usually comes out of Michael “Rage” Kiernan’s mouth…
So…
I reach up to the TV and take it off mute…
And Bachman The Tan Man tells me there is a link to the Iowa Democratic Party’s website on their damn tv website…
So…
I go to WHO tv online..
And sure enough..
There it is…
Under “As Seen on 13″…
http://www.whotv.com/news/asseenon/
Go check it out…
I’m sorry…but WTF?
The Democratic state party puts together a website of crap bombs and you link to it?
I think we may put up a bulletin board here in the Saloon…will you link to it?
Stops along the way will include Wartburg…
The Ankeny police department…
And fun trips with RIO staffers…
I thought WHO tv might have it out for Republicans when they kept giving air time to Doug Gross The Former Managing Partner of the Brown Winick Law Firm to trash talk Republicans…
Now…
It’s clear…
Hey Tan Man…
You get an award…
I’ll send you our new website next week…
Can you please post it on your website?
Or do I need to ask the News Bunny to do that for me?
Al…
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Al - what’s going to be the name of the saloon’s website? I’ve got a few juicy ideas myself…
The first suggestion I got was IT ALL STARTS AT WARTBURG
I like… “The Real World: Iowa Democrat Party”. What a cast of characters… you could hold the auditions at the Saloon.
I like it Trix…Chet can play the out of place fat kid…Patty can be the crank from a small town that no one likes…
The RIO staffers are the ones all the boys want to ride the waves with…
jesus loves water. jesus loves rio. jesus loves women. jesus also loves his tacos.
Hey do you think there might be a part in the show for me? I can play a democrat! I’ve supported John McCain, Greg Ganske, Jim Leach, Mike Whalen, that Cedar Rapids supervisor guy Olson and Peter Teahen. Ain’t no thang.