Political Drinks of the Week
- Friday, September 18, 2009, 3:47
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It’s that time of the week again…
Time to kick back…and have some fun…
Football season….
So if you are at a game…mix these drinks…
Or if you are watching at home…mix these babies…
You won’t be sorry…
We thought it would be fun to make some drinks that are appropriate for some Iowa political figures you are all familiar with…
So…sit back and enjoy…
And you’re welcome for the pictures…
The Christian Fong
NA…of course…for The Million Dollar Fong…
The Paul McKinley
This dude is a mess….
He doesn’t deserve a drink…
WTF would it even be??
Well…so…that leaves me with his drink being an empty glass…
Pretty fitting of his campaign catastrophic run for governor…
But…instead of boring you with a picture of an empty glass…
You get this…it is football season after all…
The Michael “Rage” Kiernan
What’s the best drink for the News Bunny’s hubby?
Well…here ya go…
Pour something into a glass…
Pour something else into the glass with it…
And shake it..
Hard…
The Chet Culver
With Chet it’s easy…
Cheap beer and MacDonald’s…
And a Chet sandwich..
The Bob Vander Plaats
Who needs a drink when you can run to Pizza Ranch…
And get the special dessert from one of your first and biggest supporters…
Word is he’s out of jail…
So..be careful boyz…
Have a good weekend…
Al…
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even jesus doesn’t like the culver girls
Who is not in Jail? And isn’t Caleb Hunter running that McKinley guys campaign? You know Caleb, the fool’s gold standard for executive directors at the state party. And whatever happened to his tweedle dum? You know the even scruffier version of him, the quiet one. whatshisname?
caleb likes my tacos. caleb needs mrs jesus to cut his hair. nasty.
Has Paul McKinley been in a dentist chair? Or a roadside bathroom? Trucker? Alone? You know, masturbation has been going on a long time, since the cavemen. I’m guessing it came along before the wheel or fire. It must have been a tough couple thousand years. No hamper. No shower. Can you imagine that?
holy taco adam!
Drama, what are you talking about jail? Thought you were just in an adult shop? Word is you found Long Duck Dong there.
mmm those fries look good
Yo thatz a sweet poster and all taylor but my boy narcisse haz the best $-it out there. Kanye out.
Al made reference to somebody not being jail anymore in his story. I was just wondering who he was referring to.
Vander Esch, 59, of Hull, Iowa, pleaded guilty in Sioux County District Court in August 2001 to four counts of third-degree sexual abuse and was sentenced to 10 years in prison. He was released from prison in March.
Vander Esch admitted to fondling teenage male employees of the Pizza Ranch in Hull after falsely convincing them to donate semen samples for a University of Iowa medical research project.