Patty Judge…in the Library…With a Candlestick…
- Monday, October 26, 2009, 5:44
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When I heard the news that Chet Culver Gov. Dorfman was participating in a triathalon…I didn’t believe it…
How can it be?
He is 400 pounds?
He gets winded climbing a small set of stairs?
He can’t fit in a damn Suburban without the state having GM modify the seats so his fat ass can sit there…
Seriously…wtf?
Well..Dorfman confirmed that he is indeed participating in a triathalon..
Which got me to thinking…I need to get this and carry it live…closed circuit..right here in the Saloon!
Unforuntately..I then learned that the race is in Florida…
Florida???
Florida made no sense…until I was reminded that is where he goes and hides at Daddy Knapp’s condo on the ocean…far…far away from bad budgets…unemployed Iowans…and Terry Branstad…
So…this still made no sense to me…I mean…the guy is in horrible shape…he could hurt himself doing this…
Until it then hit me…
Patty Judge must be behind it…
She has, afterall, assumed the role of Governor, Lobbyist, Natural Disaster Director, Mom, Attack Dog, and Janitor on behalf of Culver thus far…
So why not add to that the role of Master Strategist?
God knows Culver needs that…but what could the strategy be?
I spent a lot of time thinking about this…and there is really no other option….than Patty wants to be governor…
Why else would you send a 400 pound, heavy drinking, twinkie-addicted, moron to run a triathalon?
Well..so..there you have it….
Patt Judge…2010.
Al…
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I think you are being a little hard on the Big Lug. I don’t know what Al looks like but it seems to me he is very insecure so he finds things about others to criticize them. Patty Judge will not be running in 2010…that has been made clear already. Get a life and talk about issues…if you know anything about them!
dumbass its a blog
11:15 and 2 state troopers came to my taco stand and bought everything i have. they were heading back to the mansion to feed governor jabba.
He is not 400 pounds. Come on.
dsmdem…you think he is only 375?